Another Dump Of Fifty-Four Random Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 11, 2019 2:08 AM EST

And yet another fifty-five memes to put you on the right path.

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  • 01
    Animated cartoon - this dude letting his squirtle play on his phone while riding the subway is the backbone of our society
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    Text - hello everybody id like you to meet goobert, wik How to De Trsa wh Your Fury Megi Wor fepathofradiance tell goobert id die for him memedong You Dont Have A Choice
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    Comics - HOW MATH WORKS: STEP 1: INSIGHT MY GOD. I WONDER IF THIS IS TRUE. STEP a: RESISTANCE IMPOSSIBLE! INSANE! IT'S NOT JUST INCORRECT; IT'S AN ENTIRELY NEW CATEGORY OF STUPID! STEP 3: DEBATE IT LOOKS RIGHT, BUT PERHAPS WE COULD RESTRUCTURE IT CAN'T BE RIGHT. ALL OF MATHEMATICS IN A WAY THAT MAKES IT WRONG. STEP 4: ADDITIONAL DECADES OF DE8ATE. You Exi6°2l {e] | say ny your mother's włore W:H Lonthing The Facelty of Combridge STEP 5: CHANGING OF THE GUARD. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT. I WILL N
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    People - It's in your blood! Thats racist! Your soul! That's racist! That's gay. Your eyes? Thar's homophobic. That's black. * THAT'S racist! Damn. 人人 Congratulations. You played yourself.
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    Cartoon - Nobody: Crackheads: (adult sw I do as the crystal guides.
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    Text - LTE Sprint 4% 9:40 PM tes... walks in with Robard makes me smile 9:28 PM That's half the appeal of keeping her around, bodyguarda are 10x more effective when people are scared of them Though I suppose having a bodyguard that looked and acted like Ned Flanders would be really disconcerting. "Hey-diddly-ho there, friend, you're stepping way too close to the client! I need you to take a stepperino back before I hafta cut ya!" Aa :)
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    Photo caption - Yee, or Yee not. There is no haw. #BabyYoda
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    Adaptation - He protec O0 Tollervader He attac But most importantly He eat a frog for a snac
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  • 10
    Cartoon - Dentist: How has your day been?
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    Comics - HERE WE GO! WITH THE FUIN' SMASHED HAND! YoU THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH! WHAT? IS THIS? THE HAND AGAIN? ITS AL IN YOUR HEAD, BRO. NUT UP. GET LAID. You CANT EVEN JUST ENJOY THE MOVIE? WHAT CAUSE OF YOUR HAND? OH CMON, DAVE, LOOSEN UP. No WONDER YOUR HAND HURTS... YOURE JUST DEPRESSED. SNAP OUT OF IT. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I HAD A PAPER CUT THE OTHER DAY. IT KILLED. I JUST DIDNT DWELL ON IT. THERE'S A SMILE! ISN'T THAT BETTER? I CAN'T. THATS WHAT I'M SAYING- ol. :d
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    Face - The number 9: *exists* 7: delicious Finally, some good fuminimg food
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    Tia glumshoe Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them. (Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.) glumshoe Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say "oh wow" in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams "WHAT?!" and mumbles "what a WHOPPER!" It was hysterically funny discussing polit
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    Photography - falcnpunch: "be my hat boy" "no fadda" "what did u seh to me"
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    Cat - 56789645198 HE MAKE AN BIG STEPPY
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    Cat - MEOW MEC MEOW Meow meow meow meow. Meow meOw meow meow meow, neow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow neow. Meow meow meoW meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow teOw meow meow, meoW meow meOw. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow eow meow meow meow. Meow meOW meow meow meow eow eow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow eow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow POW meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow meOW Menw neo neow meOw meow meow MEOW
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    Adaptation - sonypraystation: gotitforcheap: I like to think the first guy in a hunter/gathering type group to come up with farming had a really hard time selling it to the rest of the group like "uhh guys how about next time we find animals instead of killing them right away we round them up and *under his breath* make them fuumnk" other cavemen Source: gotitforcheap
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    Text - you cannot give precise answers but you become a crab Did you do it? 'PERHAPS
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  • 19
    Text - Don't tell me about wind in mph again TOMORROW 12AUTHORITY TRASH CAN WIND METER Lid flipped open Tipped over In the neighbor's yard Down the street I've lost my trash can
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  • 20
    Fictional character - X gon give it to ya An individual named X is going to give something to you There is a person who has been given the identity of X who has decided to distribute something of an ambigous nature to you because of an unknown reason Sir, I wish to inform you that you have been selected in an unclear process by a black clothed man in the style of a rapper who has recieved the given name of "X" and as a result of being selected in this process the man known as "X" has a plan whic
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  • 21
    Text - When you're in space Vietnam and the trees start talking in teddy bear jb
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    Text - no one: Spain to their colonies: Duolingo @DuolingoUS It's simple, spanish or vanish. 08:37 - 08/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 23
    Cartoon - AIR- FILTER PERISCOPE GEIGER COUNTER- AIR EXHAUST PUMP BROTHER PLUMBING RADIO LOOPS LADDER EMERGENCY OXYGEN FOOD & WATER BATTERIES As the cold war comes to a climax, one must have all the necessary supplies.
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  • 24
    Helmet - WHO WOULD WANT TO SLAUGHTER JAWAS? STARES IN MANDALORIAN
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  • 25
    Cartoon - Hong Kong protesters LET'S SEE WHO THESE PROTESTERS REALLY'ARE! Regular Hong Kong people OK COMRADESIETS Regular Hong Kong people Regular Hong Kong people SEEPI TOLD YOU IT WAS THE CIA!
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    Cartoon - My high ass when the fridge starts making ice who the fu k is in my house
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  • 27
    Helicopter - A Marine, an Army Ranger, and an Airforce pilot find themselves surrounded by cannibals after surviving a helicopter crash. The cannibal chief says, "I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is we're going to ill you and make canoes out of your skins, the good news is you can choose your death. So, the Marine asks for a gun and shoots himself in the head. The Airforce pilot asks for a poison that would kill him instantly. Then the Amy Ranger asks for a fork? The Chief look
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    Text - A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota ." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. Afte
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  • 29
    Firearm - For those times when you need to kill someone through 5 walls
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    Vertebrate - KOALITION OPOSSITION
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  • 31
    Text - ladies Неу. Would like to 2 get O rich you Š Š Š by running , %$4 %$4 own business your from home with just Well you real your phone? Get can't. a S stupid job cunt you %24
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    Dress - GRDE bad boi maya • 3 weeks ago idk how to describe it other than that she speaks in essay 13K 58
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    Cartoon - THIS (SNT FINE. BORK! BY COOKED CARTOONS
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    Water - AMDBAU Me a kid, perfecting my epic singing voice. Puberty
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/BreatheMyStink • 3h The bans on vaping aren't frustrating because vaping is safe or good. They're frustrating because they demonstrate swift and decisive action can be taken, but never for the right thing.
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    Cartoon - DUNBEST FELLA iм THE DUNBEST MAN ALIVE ΥοURE CLEARLY DUMBER I stick chewing gum to the chairs in school
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    Text - Canadian Sniper Hit A Target More Than 2 Miles Away, Military Confirms npr.org Peter Walker The Canadians' secret is the team. There's the sniper, the spotter, and the two men with brooms who sweep the air in front of the bullet. Yesterday at 9:18am Edited· Like · 00 2.6K Reply More
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    Font - WALL-E was the one who inspired Mr.Beast to plant 20 MILLION trees WALLE mematic.net
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    Text - PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium UNITED STATES: lol in china they pretend nothing happened at tiananmen square! UNITED STATES HISTORY EDUCATION: and the indians taught the colonists how to grow corn = ) 12:02 PM · 7/31/19 · Buffer 4,295 Retweets 15.4K Likes
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    Text - CONSEQUENCEOFSOUND.NET More than 80 firearms and three skulls found in Cannibal Corpse guitarist's home Cannibal Corpse SHUFFLE PLAY Popular Hammer Smashed Face 6,871,705 I Have Guns in My House, For Murder 2 3,022,461 Evisceration Plague 3 2,529,990 My Home Is Full of Skulls 4 2,200,123
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  • 41
    Product - What you doing Busy at work, signing some paperworks Hulhule Liar Read 1:39 PM esheet
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  • 42
    Animation - WVINOTVONVA
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    Fictional character - Take the shot. Mmm, yes, MURDER
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  • 44
    Comics - Calm down, calm down. Ok, play dead It won't be interested in dead body, right? Please go away you stupid bear ..? POICE LINE DELICELIN -fin-
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    Text - lil wayne lighter flick @braag_ hello vegans, if PIGS are so SMART why do 66% of them build houses with INEFFECTIVE, STUPID materials
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  • 46
    Nose - Me: 32°F is equal to 0°c. Right? Teacher: Yes Me: So 0°C + 0°C = 64°F ? Teacher: Listen here, you little sit
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    Games - Diabolical kitty about to take over the world! Fisk Risk
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    Fictional character - Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch look at him abe nhlileandktitch friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly. but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities only cared about making sandwiches. So he was basically a college student
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  • 49
    Flightless bird - HOW TO IRRITATE.. PORSCHE OWNERS ENGLISH MAJORS SCIENTISTS EVOLUTION IS АННИ А THE ORY IS NOT A HYPOTHESISI! АНН! IT'S CALLED "GRANDE" MY CAMARO IS FASTER THAN YOUR PORSH. I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM МОСНА. AHH!! TWO A THEORY. SYLLABLES VHICH MEANS PORSH-AH!! IT'S A GUESS. Vww. 20ITZ.COM
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  • 50
    Text - My daughter: CanI go to my friend's house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you're ok Me when I was 10: I'm off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner's at 5
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  • 51
    Felidae - MIKE, ECHO, OSCAR, WHISKEY I REPEAT. MIKE, ECHO, OSCAR, WHISKEY
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  • 52
    Facial hair - Gib me dat for free - Hungry Santa mematic.net
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  • 53
    Text - 24... **** S-SENPAI YOUR EQUATION IS TO BIG. Every day. We stray further from god. **..*.
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    Photo caption - the four class athletes in dogeball We have you four to one the kid with adhd that didnt take his medicines I like those odds
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